Birgit Vanderbeke
Sweet Sixteen
S. Fischer Verlag, June 2005, 140 pp.
ISBN 3-10-087026-3
Could it happen here? The premise of this engagingly
satirical novel is the arrival of a new youth trend –
the tendency of teenagers in various parts of Germany
to disappear on their sixteenth birthday. When the first
cases are reported the police are unconcerned. It is a
commonplace that most runaways come back within
a week or so. But with the high-profile disappearance
of Justus Hanssen, son of popular TV presenter Conny
Hanssen, followed by that of many others, they and
the rest of the country change their tune. Conny herself
advocates the removal of computers from children’s
rooms and from schools. Parents start buying electronic
tagging devices, and the newspapers discover a
superannuated scapegoat in the person of a writer of
anti-authoritarian children’s songs. Although at first
kidnapping was suspected, the cause of the phenomenon
gradually becomes clear: simply, the teenagers have
had enough, and have decided to opt out of the
lifestyle being offered to them by their parents’
generation. Before long a manifesto has appeared
online which claims that parents can be divided into
two groups: ‘Depressos’, who are hopelessly sentimental
and live in the past, and ‘Repressos’, who are even
worse and are only interested in work, shopping and
watching television.
All this is recounted with wry humour by the firstperson
narrator, whose main source of information
is her younger colleague Saskia and the latter’s very
up-to-the-minute young brother Josha, whose sixteenth
birthday is now approaching. When Josha fails to
disappear on that date both Saskia and the narrator are
almost disappointed. They realise that the Sweet Sixteen
movement has become important to them, representing
a protest against the type of repressive attitude
demonstrated by the adults’ responses to it.
This satire has bite and touches on topical issues: the
exaggerations of the media and the issue of personal
freedom versus public security, to name but two. And
nearer home still there is the uncomfortable similarity
between the ‘selectively accessible zones’ proposed by
the security firms called in by the government and the
‘anti-social exclusion areas’ already existing in the UK
today. This book will give its readers plenty to think about
as well as to laugh at. Whose side should one be on?